will you be my alentine? ill give you the v later

“assault with a frozen hamburger”

so clever




That time I got caught trying to sneak a picture in public.

i have been looking for this audio post for months
One of my favorite things in the internet
ah yes,

i’ll try this next time

rediscovering my zebra onesie…
Sometimes you’re depressed, then this happens.
Swedish cops goes above and beyond the call of duty to give this guy a parking ticket (via)